Cycling cap? No
Thick frames? im not wearing glasses
messy hair? just spike
gauged ears? what!
chrome messenger bag? YES!
stained shirt? clean only
massive chain lock? have it but why put it on? keep it in a bag only
fingerless gloves? finger glove does it. hehe
tight jean? im not that kind of person
no unironic message on my rims
spokecards? YES! not from alleycats
plaid socks and slipon? no =(
fixed gear bike? YES